Thứ Tư, 13 tháng 2, 2013

Wayne Rooney left to labour in wake of Cristiano Ronaldo's rare class

Wayne Rooney sets off in hot pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo in the 1-1 Champions League draw in Madrid. Photograph: Philip Oldham/Colorsport/Corbis
Real Madrid's home patch is not the most accommodating arena to discover whether Wayne Rooney could match the influence of Cristiano Ronaldo. For one night in Castille this was the challenge for the total footballer in the Manchester United ranks.
Pre-match, Sir Alex Ferguson had focused on these abilities when stating of Rooney: "He also plays different positions with great enthusiasm. Not every player in the world has these qualities."
Marca, the Real Madrid newspaper, had identified Rooney as United's matador of danger. Although this reading somehow passed over the ongoing impact of Robin van Persie's debut season, the Liverpudlian was Marca's El Coco – "bogey man" – that screamed in the headline on their front page in Tuesday's edition. Other dubious monikers its writer assigned to Rooney were "freckled demon" and "hooligan", though the description of him as "a barrel packed with gunpowder" rang true.
Rooney's display was another drawn from his all-action mode as he was stuck out on the right by Ferguson, from where he was asked to aid the still erratic Rafael da Silva shackle Ronaldo and also help launch United's attacks.
It was Rooney's 20th-minute corner floated on to Danny Welbeck's head from which United opened the scoring. His calling as the closest Ferguson has to an on-field lieutenant was evident in the immediate aftermath of the goal: Rooney strode to the technical area and gestured to United's bench with his arms spread wide to inform them that there was too much of a gap between him and Rafael whenever Ronaldo collected down the left.
Rooney's defensive efforts can appear laboured, though this does not stop one of football's eternal triers. It was his boot in on Fabio Coentrão that halted a Madrid move on 29 minutes. And though from the ensuing play Ronaldo headed his side's equaliser, when the game restarted it was Rooney who won a free-kick near his area then was up on his feet to berate team-mates for not closing down harder.
Rooney's participation in this opening leg of a last-16 encounter that would have been a Champions League final of choice for many neutrals was written up by Marca as the chance for Pepe, Ricardo Carvalho and even Ronaldo to renew hostilities with the 27-year-old, whose rich run of form stood at 11 goals in his last 12 outings. That brought the total to 17 after the slow start to a campaign hobbled by the gash to a leg he suffered in United's second match, a 3-2 win over Fulham in August that ruled him out for a month.
In the event Pepe and Carvalho were on the bench and there was no hint of any acrimony between Rooney and Ronaldo: just the intriguing sight of the Portuguese being harried by his former team-mate.
On eight minutes Ronaldo could feel Rooney's breath on his neck as he chased him down so his shot was hurried and steered wide of David de Gea's right post. Moments later, when a cross from the Madrid right came aimed at Ronaldo, it was Rooney who stood nearest to him.
Ferguson's response to Marca had been typically pithy: "Rooney can't read Spanish so we will be all right," he said, before lauding how Rooney has grown up. "He is 27. When players mature little bits of their games change. His goal-scoring has been very consistent. He used to score in snatches. Now there is a far more consistent nature to his goals."
Van Persie, the partner to Rooney in the duo that has terrorised domestic defences all season, had a quiet evening in his role as the lone striker in the familiar 4-2-3-1, though after the break one shot hit the bar and another effort was cleared near the Madrid line.
The Dutchman's United career can still be filed under nascent but 23 goals in all competitions – 18 in the league – is a pointer to where he may end in the pantheon of strikers who have pulled on the famous red jersey.
There were flashes of Van Persie's class on an evening which was always likely to unfold into a backs-to-the-wall test of attrition for the visitors. One sweet combination with Rooney saw the latter loft a 40-yard ball over the top that opened Madrid up but Van Persie failed to profit.
Then a smooth chest-down, swivel and turn was followed by Van Persie being booked for placing a hand in the face of Sergio Ramos. Angel Di María and Sami Khedira were later the patsies in some deft footwork from the Dutchman that left them trailing near halfway though support was lacking from his team-mates.
Van Persie and Rooney reside in the class below Ronaldo, having more limited skills than a player Ferguson rates above Zinedine Zidane and as a candidate as Madrid's greatest ever player.
These are some compliments. To outshine such a force a piece of individual brilliance was the requirement. Or for the Rooney-Van Persie axis to combine and provide the killer formula for United on the night.
Beyond the second-half attempts that went close and one at the death, Van Persie's best creative contribution was a cross down the left that Welbeck came near to adding his second from before Diego López saved for a corner. Rooney also went close from a corner but missed to López's right.
Perhaps at Old Trafford in three weeks' time, when the return leg is played, Rooney or Van Persie will have the final say.

José Mourinho says Real Madrid can still eliminate Manchester United


Cristiano Ronaldo
Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo heads the equaliser against Manchester United in the Champions League tie at the Bernabéu. Photograph: Daniel Ochoa De Olza/AP
José Mourinho has warned that Real Madrid can score the goals to knock Manchester United out of the Champions League at Old Trafford, with the Portuguese claiming Sir Alex Ferguson's side have not yet faced any team there with "our attacking quality".
United left the Bernabéu with what may prove to be a vital away goal, having drawn 1-1 after Danny Welbeck's first-half opener was cancelled out by Cristiano Ronaldo's header before the interval.
Yet Mourinho is confident. Madrid's coach, reflecting on a cautious approach from the visiting team, said: "I won't criticise what they did – they got the result they wanted. We can score at Old Trafford. Many teams have done so at Old Trafford and no team with our attacking quality has played there."
Ferguson detailed Wayne Rooney to play on the right as he asked the striker to help Rafael da Silva, the full-back on that flank, shackle the threat of Ronaldo. The manager also played Phil Jones in advance of his more usual central-defensive berth as part of a midfield shield.
Of these tactics, Mourinho was mildly critical. "I don't think, with the British culture, that United will play with all their defenders in their half, as they did here," he said, speaking of the second leg in three weeks' time. "I am expecting a very strong opponent [then] with very good players, but I am confident and 100% sure we can do this. It is 50-50; it is a draw. They scored an away goal and we can do that as well. I like to play first game at home because when you play first game away, the tendency is to be unhappy with the score.
"When you play second game away, you know how you need to approach the game. When we get to Old Trafford we are behind and need to score. If we score, we go ahead, so it is very easy and we know what to do.
"We had enough chances to score more than one. We had the initiative all the game and we played against a team with lots of payers covering their own area. United did their job well. They came here not to concede space and goals and they didn't play to win."
For Ferguson there was contentment at the result. "Before the game we would have taken 1-1, without question," he said. "It is a difficult place to come to – their home record is outstanding."
He disagreed with Mourinho's contention that United had come to defend. "Of course we tried to win it; we had four attacking players in the team," he said of Rooney, Robin van Persie, Welbeck and Shinji Kagawa. "But we sat a bit too deep in the first half and allowed them space. We defended too deep and it was fortunate that David de Gea was excellent. But we kept making chances. And let's hope we don't regret that [not taking them]."
United's manager was lavish in his praise for De Gea. "He made three or four top saves," he said of the goalkeeper. "He has been improving all season. There was one save in the first half which he touched on to the post [from Fábio Coentrão] which was superb. I am pleased for him. He is an Atlético boy playing here in Madrid, but he has done well."
Ferguson agreed with Mourinho that the tie is in the balance. "Yes, I think it is," he said. "It could go either way now. It really depends on who scores the first goal. The team that scores first will have a good chance."
The Scot said United may play differently in the second leg, when a goalless draw would put them through. "We have to look differently as they are a fantastic counterattacking team. At Old Trafford we have to be more positive in terms of selection but we have goals in the team and you must remember that."
For Ronaldo there was no great celebration after his goal against the club where he played from 2003 until joining Real in 2009. "I was in Manchester for six years so tonight was very emotional for me. I scored a goal but I didn't celebrate out of respect. Maybe United are favourites now, maybe not. Anything can happen. Sometimes we are better away than at home – we will see. It will be amazing to play at Old Trafford again after four years."
Mourinho, whose side have all but conceded the Liga title they won last year, is under pressure to claim the Champions League or he could be sacked.
Yet asked if his future depended on the result of this last-16 tie he said: "I have no idea and I am not worried about it. I don't feel any pressure. I work hard, am very serious and am happy with what I do.I have peace of mind and my head is high, but there is no pressure really."

Real Madrid's Ronaldo pegs Manchester United back after early flourish

It was an epic night and, by the end, Manchester United might be emboldened enough to reflect they have made the first decisive move. Sir Alex Ferguson's team may have to be more ruthless in the second leg. They will also need to think again when it comes to trying to muzzle Cristiano Ronaldo but this was still an encouraging night for the Premier League leaders and it is typical of how they played that they were so aggrieved at the final whistle.
The mob of players in red shirts who gathered around the German referee, Felix Brych, to complain he had blown for full-time before they could take a corner were aghast because these were moments when they were threatening to win the match. They were frustrated because they had passed up three wonderful chances to register one of the great results of Ferguson's quarter of a century at the club. Ferguson had promised they would play with ambition and in those final exchanges, when another team might have settled for a draw, they were still pressing forward in the old United traditions.
They had been subjected to some intense pressure from José Mourinho's team. David de Gea put in the kind of performance that makes it clear why Ferguson will tolerate the goalkeeper's occasional lapses and, with Ronaldo in this mood, the return leg will always have its dangers. Ronaldo was brilliant, such an elusive and devastating opponent. He almost won it with a dipping, swerving free-kick from 40 yards and his equaliser, 10 minutes after DannyWelbeck had opened the scoring, sets up another enthralling occasion for 5 March.
Yet Ferguson was entitled to argue his team might have left Madrid in a greater position of strength. Robin van Persie was wasteful with two opportunities in quick succession and, for the second, a surer touch would never have allowed Xabi Alonso to clear off the goalline. Ryan Giggs, a substitute who entered the pitch to the kind of applause the Bernabéu reserves for only a select few, also had the chance to win the game. United will just have to hope those misses do not come back to haunt them because Mourinho had a fair point when he said Madrid could score at Old Trafford. "Many teams have already done that this season," he said.
The trick for United, once again, will be to balance their normal sense of adventure with strategic conservatism. They had Phil Jones in midfield here to prove extra cover for Rafael da Silva against Ronaldo. Wayne Rooney could be seen tracking back from the right side of attack. Ferguson, in other words, had three players under specific instructions to subdue their old superstar. Even then, Ronaldo was a brutal opponent. Once again, he demonstrated to the watching world that a superstar at his level is not fazed by smothering tactics. Ronaldo has a rare ability to find space and elude the most careful planning.
Yet there were other moments that will offer United encouragement ahead of the return leg. Madrid's vulnerability when defending crosses was not just evident for Welbeck's goal. The same player also came close to scoring again after Van Persie's left-wing cross. There was the sight, early on, of Raphaël Varane trying to head the ball back to his goalkeeper and succeeding only in conceding a corner. Varane was lucky not to be sent off later on after colliding with Evra, as the last man, and Welbeck's goal was so straightforward it brought a disbelieving Mourinho to the touchline, gesturing his horror. Madrid have been poor at defending corners all season and, once Rooney had swung the ball over, Welbeck exposed this weakness by holding off Sergio Ramos and flashing his header past Diego López.
The more worrying aspect for Ferguson was the frequency with which Da Silva looked susceptible on the right side of defence. It was not just Ronaldo who menaced the youngest member of United's defence. Mesut Ozil played with great distinction during those moments in the first half when virtually all of Madrid's attacks started on the home side's left.
Ferguson had left out his usual captain, Nemanja Vidic, on the basis that it would be over-exerting him after his knee issues. Instead Jonny Evans partnered Rio Ferdinand whose performance, once again, demonstrated how eccentric it is that he is excluded from England's plans. Da Silva, to give him his due, improved in the second half and De Gea deserved all the acclaim that Ferguson reserved for him after the match. The young Spaniard might invite scrutiny sometimes but he has an incredible knack of getting his fingertips to shots and he was in exhilarating form. He had to be because Madrid attacked from all angles.
As for Ronaldo, he managed to terrorise Ferguson's team and still get a bearhug from his old manager. His goal was a classic. Angel di María whipped his cross into the penalty area and, after that, it was a demonstration of Ronaldo's prodigious ability to leap for crosses, like a centre-forward from another era. "I blamed Patrice Evra at first," Ferguson said. "But then I saw the replay and felt stupid. Watch it again. Ronaldo's kneecap is the same height as Evra's head. It's phenomenal. I don't think there's another player in the world who can do that."

Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 2, 2013

The Shawshank Redemption

[Red places his bet on Andy]
Red: That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass.
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Red: [narrating] I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
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Warden Samuel Norton: Do you enjoy working in the laundry?
Andy Dufresne: No sir, not especially.
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Andy Dufresne: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?
Red: No.
Andy Dufresne: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.
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[Boggs sizes Andy up]
Boggs: Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet?
[Andy looks at him in puzzlement]
Boggs: Hey, we all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you.
[Andy walks away]
Boggs: Hey... Hard to get. I like that...
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Red: [narrating] But then, in the spring of 1949, the powers that be decided that...
Warden Samuel Norton: The roof of the license-plate factory needs resurfacing. I need a dozen volunteers for a week's work. As you know, special detail carries with it special privledges.
Red: [narrating] It was outdoor detail - and May is one damn fine month to be working outdoors.
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[Andy after Warden Norton refuse to appeal his case]
Andy Dufresne: It's my life. Don't you understand? IT'S MY LIFE!
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1967 Parole Hearings Man: Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
Red: Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means.
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society...
Red: I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
1967 Parole Hearings Man: Well, are you?
Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
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Warden Samuel Norton: I have to say that's the most amazing story I've ever heard. What amazes me most is that you were taken in by it.
Andy Dufresne: Sir?
Warden Samuel Norton: It's obvious this fellow Williams is impressed with you, he hears your tale of woe and naturally wants to cheer you up. He's young, not terribly bright, it's not surprising he wouldn't know what a state he put you in.
Andy Dufresne: Sir, he's telling the truth.
Warden Samuel Norton: Let's say for the moment this Blatch does exist. You think he'd just fall to his knees and cry: "Yes, I did it, I confess! Oh, and by the way, add a life term to my sentence."
Andy Dufresne: You know that wouldn't matter. With Tommy's testimony I can get a new trial.
Warden Samuel Norton: That's assuming Blatch is still there. Chances are excellent he'd be released by now.
Andy Dufresne: Well they'd have his last known address, names of relatives. It's a *chance*, isn't it.
[Norton shakes his head]
Andy Dufresne: How can you be so obtuse?
Warden Samuel Norton: What? What did you call me?
Andy Dufresne: Obtuse. Is it deliberate?
Warden Samuel Norton: Son, you're forgetting yourself.
Andy Dufresne: The country club will have his old time cards. Records, W-2s with his name on them. Sir, if I ever get out, I'd never mention what happens here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering that money.
[Norton slaps the table]
Warden Samuel Norton: Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! Not in this office, not anywhere!
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Brooks: [to Andy] Son, six wardens have been through here in my tenure, and I've learned one immutable, universal truth: Not one of them born whose asshole wouldn't pucker up tighter than a snare drum when you ask them for funds.
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Red: The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
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Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
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Red: [narrating] I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
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Brooks: Easy peasy japanesey.
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Captain Hadley: If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.
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District Attorney: And that also is very convenient, isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?
Andy Dufresne: Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly *inconvenient* that the gun was never found.
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Captain Hadley: Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt and squeezing your tit till it's purple.
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Captain Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
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Red: Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
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Red: [narrating] The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.
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Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
Heywood: Shit. I could never get like that.
Prisoner: Oh yeah? Say that when you been here as long as Brooks has.
Red: Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway.
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Red: [narrating] His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.
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Red: [narrating] I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
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Andy Dufresne: That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you... Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
Red: I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it though. Didn't make much sense in here.
Andy Dufresne: Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget.
Red: Forget?
Andy Dufresne: Forget that... there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside... that they can't get to, that they can't touch. That's yours.
Red: What're you talking about?
Andy Dufresne: Hope.
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Warden Samuel Norton: [after Andy escapes] I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast - *now*.
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Red: [narrating] In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved geology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Andy's favorite hobby was totin' his wall out into the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, Andy decided he'd been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
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Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination.
Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt!
Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
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Red: Ever bother you?
Andy Dufresne: I don't run the scams Red, I just process the profits. Fine line, maybe, but I also built that library and used it to help a dozen guys get their high school diploma. Why do you think the warden lets me do all that?
Red: To keep you happy and doing the laundry. Money instead of sheets.
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Tommy Williams: I don't read so good.
Andy Dufresne: Well.
[pause]
Andy Dufresne: You don't read so *well*. Uh, we'll get to that.
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Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
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Red: [narrating] Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
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Andy Dufresne: What about you? What are you in here for?
Red: Murder, same as you.
Andy Dufresne: Innocent?
Red: [shakes his head] Only guilty man in Shawshank.
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Heywood: [talking about Fat Ass] Hey Tyrell. You pulling infirmary duty this week?
Tyrell: [nods] Yep.
Heywood: How's that winning horse of mine doing?
Tyrell: Dead. Hadley busted up his head pretty good. Doc went home for the night. Poor bastard laid there till this morning. By then, there was nothing we could do.
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Fat Ass: You don't understand! I'm not supposed to be here!
Inmates: Me neither! They run this place like a fucking prison!
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Warden Samuel Norton: Salvation lies within.
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Andy Dufresne: [in letter to Red] Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
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Fat Ass: I don't belong here! I want to go home! I want my mother!
Another Prisoner: I had your mother, she wasn't that great!
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Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!
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Captain Hadley: [to Andrew Dufresne] You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
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Red: [narrating] We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.
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Red: [narrating] And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
Captain Hadley: Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
Red: [narrating] The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
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Red: [narrating] You could argue he'd done it to curry favor with the guards. Or, maybe make a few friends among us cons. Me, I think he did it just to feel normal again, if only for a short while.
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Captain Hadley: Dufresne!
[to Dekins]
Captain Hadley: That's him. That's the one.
Guard Dekins: I'm Dekins. I was thinking about setting up some kind of trust fund for my kids educations.
Andy Dufresne: Oh, I see. Well, why don't we have a seat and talk it over. Brooks, do you have a piece of paper and a pencil? Thanks. So, Mr. Dekins...
Brooks: [at lunchtime to the other prisoners] And then Andy says, "Mr. Dekins, do you want your sons to go to Harvard... or Yale?"
Floyd: He didn't say that!
Brooks: God is my witness! Dekins just looked at him a second and then he laughed himself silly and afterwards he actually shook Andy's hand.
Heywood: My ass.
Brooks: Shook his hand! I near soiled myself, I mean all Andy needed was a suit and a tie and a little jiggly hula gal on his desk and he woulda been *Mister* Dufresne, if you please.
Red: Making a few friends, huh Andy?
Andy Dufresne: I wouldn't say friends. I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning - it's a wonderful pet to have.
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Red: [narrating] The following April Andy did tax returns for half the guards at Shawshank. Year after that he did them all including the warden's. Year after that they rescheduled the start of the intra-mural season to coincide with tax season. The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W2s.
Andy Dufresne: So Moresby prison issued you your gun but you actually had to pay for it.
Moresby Batter: Damn right. The holster too.
Andy Dufresne: You see that's tax deductible, you can write that off.
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Boggs: Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you're gonna swallow Rooster's cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.
Andy Dufresne: Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
Boggs: Naw, you don't understand. You do that and I'll put all eight inches of steel in your ear.
Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
Boggs: Where do you get this shit?
Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
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Warden Samuel Norton: Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!
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[last lines]
Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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[Andy has asked Red to procure Rita Hayworth]
Andy Dufresne: Can you get her?
Red: Take a few weeks.
Andy Dufresne: Weeks?
Red: Well yeah, Andy. I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now, I'm sorry to say, but I'll get her. Relax!
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[watching Rita Hayworth in Gilda]
Red: This is the part I really like, when she does that shit with her hair.
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Andy Dufresne: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
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Floyd: Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass.
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Red: [narrating] Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
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Andy Dufresne: She was beautiful. God I loved her. I just didn't know how to show it, that's all. I killed her, Red. I didn't pull the trigger, but I drove her away. And that's why she died, because of me.
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Red: You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent, you know that? Heywood, what you in here for?
Heywood: Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.
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[after Tommy told the story of how he got arrested]
Andy Dufresne: Maybe it's time for you to switch careers.
Tommy Williams: Huh?
Andy Dufresne: What I mean is, you don't seem to be a very good thief, maybe you should try something else.
Tommy Williams: Yeah, well, what the hell do you know about it Capone? What are you in for?
Andy Dufresne: Me? My lawyer fucked me. Everybody's innocent in here. Didn't you know that?
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Fat Ass: You don't understand, I'm not supposed to be here!
Captain Hadley: I'm not gonna to count to three. I'm not even gonna count to one. You will shut the FUCK up or I'll sing you a lullaby!
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Red: I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start.
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Prisoner: When do we eat?
Captain Hadley: You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?
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[Playing checkers]
Red: King me.
Andy Dufresne: Chess. Now there's a game of kings.
Red: What?
Andy Dufresne: Civilized. Strategic...
Red: ...and a total fuckin' mystery. I hate it.
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Tommy Williams: So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."
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Red: [narrating] Tommy Williams came to Shawshank in 1965 on a two-year stretch for B&E. That's breaking & entering to you. Cops caught him sneaking TV sets out the back door of a JC Penney. Young punk. Mr. Rock and Roll. Cocky as hell.
Tommy Williams: Hey, c'mon, old boys! You're movin' like molasses! Makin' me look bad!
Red: [narrating] We liked him immediately.
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Red: [narrating] There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Brooks Hatlen knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Andy.
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Red: Well, if it was a toothbrush I wouldn't ask questions, I'd just quote a price, but then a toothbrush is a non-lethal object, isn't it?
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Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we?
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[after Brooks held a knife to Heywood's throat]
Andy Dufresne: I just don't understand what happened in there.
Heywood: Old man's crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse, is what.
Red: Oh Heywood, that's enough out of you!
Ernie: I heard he had you shittin' in your pants!
Heywood: Fuck you!
Red: Would you knock it off? Brooks ain't no bug. He's just... just institutionalized.
Heywood: Institutionalized, my ass.
Red: The man's been in here fifty years, Heywood. Fifty years! This is all he knows. In here, he's an important man. He's an educated man. Outside, he's nothin'! Just a used up con with arthritis in both hands.
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Red: I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
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Red: One day, when I have a long gray beard and two or three marbles rollin' around upstairs, they'll let me out.
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[Tommy and Red are talking about Andy]
Tommy Williams: What's he in here for, anyway?
Red: Murder.
Tommy Williams: [Impressed] The hell you say!
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Andy Dufresne: I have no enemies here.
Red: Yeah? Wait a while. Word gets around. The Sisters have taken quite a likin' to you. Especially Boggs.
Andy Dufresne: I don't suppose it would help if I told them that I'm not homosexual.
Red: Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't qualify.
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Floyd: Takin' bets today, Red?
Red: Smokes or coins, better's choice.
Floyd: Smokes. Put me down for two.
Red: All right, who's your horse?
Floyd: That little sack o' shit. Eighth, eighth from the front. He'll be first.
Heywood: Aw, bullshit. I'll call that action. You out some smokes, son, let me tell you!
Floyd: Well, Heywood, you so smart, you call it!
Heywood: I'll take the chubby fat-ass there. Fifth from the front. Put me down for a quarter deck.
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Heywood: It's a fine morning, ain't it? You know why it's a fine morning, don't ya? Come on, set 'em down. I want 'em all lined up, just like a pretty little chorus line.
[the cons pull out cigarettes and hand them over to Heywood, who lines them up in front of him. He takes a long whiff]
Heywood: Ah, yes. Richmond, Virginia.
Floyd: Smell my ass.
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Andy Dufresne: What was his name?
Heywood: What did you say?
Andy Dufresne: I was just wondering if anybody knew his name.
Heywood: Fuck do you care, new fish? Doesn't fuckin' matter what his name was. He's dead.
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[Warden Norton finds the bible in his safe after Andy escapes and finds the message Andy left for him]
Andy Dufresne: Dear Warden, You were right. Salvation lay within
[Norton flips through a couple of pages to find the outline of the rock hammer that was hidden in the Book of Exodus within the Bible, and then drops it on the floor in shock]
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Red: [narrating] Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again... and Boggs never walked again. They transferred him to a minimum security hospital upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food through a straw.
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[first lines]
District Attorney: Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had with your wife the night that she was murdered.
Andy Dufresne: It was very bitter. She said she was glad I knew, that she hated all the sneaking around. And she said that she wanted a divorce in Reno.
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Heywood: Red? You saying Andy's innocent? I mean *for real* innocent?
Red: Yeah, it looks that way.
Heywood: Sweet Jesus. How long's he been in here?
Red: Since '47, what is that... 19 years.
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[Tommy receives a letter from the Board of Education]
Red: You gonna open it, or stand there with your thumb up your butt?
Tommy Williams: Thumb up my butt sounds better.
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Andy Dufresne: Red. If you ever get out of here, do me a favor.
Red: Sure, Andy. Anything.
Andy Dufresne: There's a big hayfield up near Buxton. You know where Buxton is?
Red: Well, there's... there's a lot of hayfields up there.
Andy Dufresne: One in particular. It's got a long rock wall with a big oak tree at the north end. It's like something out of a Robert Frost poem. It's where I asked my wife to marry me. We went there for a picnic and made love under that oak and I asked and she said yes. Promise me, Red. If you ever get out... find that spot. At the base of that wall, you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black, volcanic glass. There's something buried under it I want you to have.
Red: What, Andy? What's buried under there?
Andy Dufresne: [turns to walk away] You'll have to pry it up... to see.
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Andy Dufresne: [reading letter from Brooks] "I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me. PS: tell Heywood I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings, Brooks."
Red: [pause] He should've died in here.
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Warden Samuel Norton: [after Andy escapes] Well?
Red: Well what?
Warden Samuel Norton: I see you two all the time, you're thick as thieves, you are. He musta said *something*.
Red: Honest, Warden, not a word.
Warden Samuel Norton: [frustrated] Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her, maybe she knows.
Warden Samuel Norton: [to poster] What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different?
[hefting one of Andy's rocks]
Warden Samuel Norton: This is a conspiracy, that's what it is.
[throwing rocks]
Warden Samuel Norton: One... big... damn conspiracy! And everyone's in on it, including *her*!
[Throws a rock at the poster, the rock goes right through it and they hear it clattering. Norton puts his arm through the torn poster and rips it away from the wall, revealing Andy's escape tunnel]
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Heywood: Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! Talk to me boy! I know you're there I can hear you breathin'. Don't you listen to these nitwits you hear me? This place ain't so bad. Tell you what, I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just love to make you're acquaintance. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours.
Fat Ass: God! I don't belong here! I want to go home!
Inmates: We have a winner!
Heywood: And it's Fat Ass by a nose!
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[Warden Norton visits Andy in solitary]
Warden Samuel Norton: I'm sure by now you've heard. Terrible thing. Man that young, less than a year to go, trying to escape... Broke Captain Hadley's heart to shoot him, truly it did. We just have to put it behind us... move on.
Andy Dufresne: I'm done. Everything stops. Get someone else to run your scams.
Warden Samuel Norton: [icy] Nothing stops. Nothing... or you will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the guards. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train! And the library? Gone... sealed off, brick-by-brick. We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard. They'll see the flames for miles. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns! You understand me? Catching my drift?... Or am I being obtuse?
[beat]
Warden Samuel Norton: [to Hadley] Give him another month to think about it.
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Andy Dufresne: I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.
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Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
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Red: Same old shit, different day
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Heywood: [sizing up the new inmates] I ain't seen such a sorry lookin' heap o' maggot shit in all my life.
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Red: I don't know; every man has his breaking point.
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Red: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
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Andy Dufresne: Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on somebody. It was my turn, that's all. I was in the path of the tornado. I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.
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Head Bull Haig: Dufresne? Get your ass out here, boy! You're holding up the show!
[no answer]
Head Bull Haig: Don't make me come down there now! I'll thump your skull for you!
[Still no answer. Glaring, Haig stalks down the tier, clipboard in hand. His men fall in behind]
Head Bull Haig: Dufresne, dammit, you're putting me behind! You better be sick or dead in there, I shit you not!
[They arrive at bars. Their faces go slack. Stunned. Softly]
Head Bull Haig: Oh my Holy God.
[the guards find the cell empty]
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Red: [narrating] Not long after the warden deprived us of his company, I got a postcard in the mail. It was blank, but the postmark said Fort Hancock, Texas. Fort Hancock... right on the border. That's where Andy crossed. When I picture him heading south in his own car with the top down, it always makes me laugh. Andy Dufresne... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Andy Dufresne... headed for the Pacific.
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Andy Dufresne: [in a letter to Red] Dear Red. If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you?
Red: Zihuatanejo.
Andy Dufresne: I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend. Andy.
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Andy Dufresne: I want to know, how the score comes out.
Tommy Williams: I'll show you, how the score comes out
[crumbles test paper]
Tommy Williams: . TWO POINTS! THERE'S YOUR GODDAMN SCORE! Cats crawling on trees, five time five is twenty-five.
[shouts]
Tommy Williams: FUCK THIS PLACE! FUCK IT!
[Smacks book off the library table, and stormed out]
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[Andy is comforting a sobbing Brooks after he held a knife to Heywood's neck]
Heywood: Hey, what about me? Crazy old fool goddamn near cut my throat!
Red: Aw Heywood, you've had worse from shaving!
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Heywood: [Andy has returned after solitary for the record playing stunt] Couldn't play somethin' good, huh? Hank Williams?
Andy Dufresne: [smiling] They broke the door down before I could take requests.
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Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
Red: I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
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Warden Samuel Norton: [to new inmates, after explaining the prison routine] Any questions?
Prisoner: When do we eat?
Captain Hadley: [Approaches prisoner] You eat when we say you eat. You piss when we say you piss, and you shit when we say you shit. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?
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Warden Samuel Norton: [Addressing new prisoners] I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
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Warden Samuel Norton: [as Mozart music is playing on the phonograph, the Warden comes to bang on the door] Open the door. Open it up! Dufresne, open this door! Turn that off!
[Andy acts like he is going to do as he says]
Warden Samuel Norton: I am warning you Dufresne, TURN THAT OFF!
[Andy turns up the volume instead, so Hadley comes to the door]
Captain Hadley: Dufresne...
[taps on the door with the club]
Captain Hadley: ... come on down.
[Andy does nothing, so Hadley smashes the screen on the door, unlocks it, and comes in the room]
Red: [narrating] Andy got two weeks in the hole for that little stunt.
Captain Hadley: [turns off the phonograph] On your feet.
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Red: There must be a con like me in every prison in America. I'm the guy who can get if for you; cigarettes, a bag of reefer, if that's your thing, a bottle of brandy to celebrate your kid's high school graduation, damn near anything within reason. Yes sir, I'm a regular Sears and Roebuck.
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Andy Dufresne: ...or come to think of it, I suppose I could set it up for you. That would save you some money. I'll write down the forms you need, you can pick them up, and I'll prepare them for your signature... nearly free of charge... I'd only ask three beers apiece for my co-workers, if that seems fair. I think a man working outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion.
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Andy Dufresne: You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
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Red: I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
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Snooze: [after thinking Andy might commit suicide in prison] Oh, man, Andy came down by me and asked for a rope?
Red: And you gave it to him?
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