Merry Christmas

1st Scene . . .

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little
son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son.
Son : Oh I see!

2nd Scene . . .
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there
they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something
to say.
Mommy : It means coats and hats, Son.
Son :Oh I see!

3rd Scene . . .
Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the toilet. Suddenly,
Daddy cut himself and screamed . . .
Daddy : "OH SHIT!!"
Son : "Daddy, what's shit?"
At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something
to say.
Daddy : It means shaving cream, Son.
Son : Oh I see

4th Scene . . .
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said . . .
Mommy : Oh FUCK!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, Son.
Son : Oh I see!

5th Scene . . .
It's Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened the door to let all is
uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly, he said . . .
Son : Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts
and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the
moment.You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy
is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out
here
in a minute!!

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